Calling all New York nerds: On Saturday AND Sunday, Samsung will be hosting a Marvel vs. Capcom 3 tournament. You should come. Beat the crap out of Spiderman, as Wolverine, to the sounds of Modern Shark’s own Susan Z. Anthony!

And yes, Ryu would win in a fight against Captain America. But The Hulk would smash Dante’s face (dude from Devil May Cry). And NOBODY, NOBODY is fucking with my homie AMATERASU!