So me and Snafu went to one of the myriad dollar stores in Flatbush yesterday morning. Apparently before we could start editing our new video we needed to find Snaf some 99 cent basketball jerseys in various colors. And there was no way I would be able to work without a bunch of new ice trays and a matching I LOVE JESUS / JESUS LOVES ME mug set.
Whilst we were there we saw some other great stuff that needed to be iphone-photographed. A lot of questions were also answered. For example, lets say you’re a dependable gent, but it’s raining outside, what on earth should you wear?
BOOM! Question answered! That guy looks like a scientist, plus it’s electronically welded!
Perhaps the weirdest item we found was this one right here… but it does beg THE question… one of the oldest questions that human beings have ever pondered: WHO DEY KIDS?
After taking these photos, Snaf sent them immediately to our homie Kim aka Suzan Z. Anthony aka the founder of many a fun website, including 99 Sense, where she plunders discount stores across this great nation for their “forgotten gems and hilarious treasures.” If you’re looking for hours of internet-based hilariosity, check out 99 Sense.
That’s right folks, every single CD purchased from this site will be HAND-PAINTED by Tone Tank himself! Pre-orders will ship on September 10th. Check out a lil preview of what the record is all about:
Now I don’t want to go too far out on a limb here, but my opinion, and remember – I’m just speaking for me here – is that gravy is delicious! Plus it’s the only thing that fits into the gravy saucer! I’ve tried to put other stuff in there – FAILURE! Only gravy!
Have you ever tried meats WITHOUT gravy? I haven’t! Meats without gravy are THE WORST!!! It’s like a flavor desert. It makes your mouth feel like this:
While on the other hand, meats WITH gravy make you feel like this:
Brought to you by the American Society For The Advancement Of Gravy.
SUMMERTIME’ is a free producer project from the homie Batsauce constructed entirely from versions of Gershwin’s classic song ‘Summertime’. The project features special guests The Perceptionists (Mr. Lif & Akrobatik), Mass Influence, Qwazaar, Baje One, Dillon, Chop, Paten Locke, Lady Daisey, and Wynton Kelly Stevenson.
Batsauce is the producer behind some super-fresh music, including The Smile Rays and Lady Daisey, and will also be releasing a FREE EP soonishly with yours truly (Baje One).
Brand-new music from ILLER THAN THEIRS! ‘The Goodest Look’ is one of my favorite songs in the entire Nukkie catalogue, and ‘Sneaker Kids’ is bango bango bango!
From the fellas: “This should have came out a long time ago. Tone Tank was supposed to do the artwork. He did some artwork and hated it. The songs sat finished, without artwork, for a long time. One day Kray decided to do the artwork himself, and created the artwork you see here. And now you are reading this.”
Directed by the one and only Shaka King. J. Howells Werthman on the beat, using original music by George Langford of Javelin. Shout out to Mikey Palms with the gat.
