Now I don’t want to go too far out on a limb here, but my opinion, and remember – I’m just speaking for me here – is that gravy is delicious! Plus it’s the only thing that fits into the gravy saucer! I’ve tried to put other stuff in there – FAILURE! Only gravy!

Have you ever tried meats WITHOUT gravy? I haven’t! Meats without gravy are THE WORST!!! It’s like a flavor desert. It makes your mouth feel like this:

While on the other hand, meats WITH gravy make you feel like this:

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