From Brooklyn To Bristol

28 October 2010

A couple of weeks ago we (Tone Tank, Susan Z. Anthony, and Baje) did a show in Philly, stayed at my cousin’s house in Bristol, PA and hit the Columbus Flea Market in New Jersey. It went something like this:

Tone Tank and the ladys of Mazzanti's
Isolina and Irma at Mazzanti’s Market, home of the best italian hoagies. One $16 hoagie is all the food you need for a weekend.


Fubu Scarecrow
Even the scarecrow pirates be rocking FUBU out here. Weird place.


VW GOLF
Tone’s boy-child Muffin has a ride with baby blue shoes. And of course his matte paint job was done in a Wal-Mart parking lot.


Tone Tank Washers Champ!
Bristol Washers World Championships of Bristol.


This coulda happened at a Wawa!
When this random tweaker chick went extra tweak on Susan Z, we figured out people didn’t know how to handle an African Space Queen in Wawa.


Fishtown Lock & Kill
This how we do at the Fishtown Lock & Gun.


SAFE CF EDLEY
Our friend/band? Safe. Not sure if he’s a friend or a band, but he’s our friend. Like Tone, he’s a fan of tank tops.


Bodywrapper
We hard body rappers. Leotard and Leopard are only one letter different.


muffin fuckers
Word. Fuck them little motherfuckers.


modern lobster
Modern Lobster?


muffin nipple tweak african titty nipple
She wears the dashiki as well as the pants in this relationship.

erector
That’s the name of the Tone Tank and Susan Z. Anthony side project.

white privelege gone wrong
We saw this broke down baby doll at the flea market, and thought she summed up the area pretty well. She had the whole white thing going for her, but she fucked it up.


tittyballs
Titty balls.


ghetto-bird
Get a pet parrot, name it Ghetto Bird. Teach it street slang, ghetto words.

it's not over until you win
Like life, except, not.


beastorizer
Beastorizer will be the name of Tone’s next album. Also, peep the beast button.


rocky slot machine
That’s exactly what everybody’s mom wants.

thick women
They have a woman selector at the Wawa. Future.


storm troopers using divine styles S.T.U.D.
S.T.U.D.S.- Storm Troopers Using Divine Styles

cock tattoo

and of course no trip is complete until somebody gets a bodybuilder-cock-guy with the word cock on his stomach tattooed on them.

Written by: Susan Z. Anthony and Tone Tank

most Photos taken by: Susan Z. Anthony

Stay tuned for the movie of our Bristol shennanigans.

10 Responses to “From Brooklyn To Bristol”

  1. Maureen says:

    I used to have 2 of those titty balls, I think Derick popped them both. But to be fair, they make black ones too, fyi.

  2. Susan Z. Anthony says:

    did they make make I love you sounds?

  3. Daisy says:

    You peeps are fly, funny, and fabulous.

  4. Tone Tank says:

    I’d like to get them in all colors. I’m an equal opportunity tittyball kid of guy. And Thanks Sir/Ma’am, Ma’am/Sir…

  5. D'A beats Murda Murdera says:

    LOL at that scarecrow rocking FUBU! hahahhahaa.

    P.s. Sneakers look dope too in that pic Susan. I gotta see your show.

  6. lauren says:

    and i love you guys. sign me up for team roadie. i’ll be your herbalist and help soothe your rap throats. serious.

  7. Tone Tank says:

    Haha, Rapthroats… If I was ever going to get a throat tattoo… It’d def be: ‘RAPTHROAT’

  8. Maureen says:

    Ma’am, and you’re welcome. They don’t say I love you, I wish they did, but they don’t. Get all the colors, though! I had white ones, but they popped.

  9. Susan Z. Anthony says:

    Um, I think I want a t-shirt that says “Ma’am and you’re welcome”

  10. Maureen says:

    Make it. As the person being quoted, I’ll be obligated to buy one.

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