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Looking for a new direction in what has been a largely empty existence, Hamburglar tries his hand at conceptual sculpture art in order to give us a glimpse into a frightening alternate reality where the world runs out of Happy Meals.

Everything – from the blue tint of the children to their disparate arrangement on the rocks – was visually recorded verbatim from Ronald McDonald’s pre-frontal cortex during a chemically-induced ‘perpetual’ REM sleep using state-of-the-art military technology. The mind-photo was then electrically transmitted through Hamburglar, allowing the Beef Thief a chance to put his own spin on the piece.

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(photo by Ro Agents)

Among other peculiarities, the homie Cavalier has this strange theory in which all of his rap friends correspond to characters from the Police Academy films.

In this theory, I was always Mahoney (the lovable yet dependable rogue of the force, as played by the one and only Steve Guttenberg).

Cav’s theory is finally proven. Or at least validated in the eyes of Science and/or THE INTERNET.

Sidenote: I look like a monkey in this picture, a medium-drunk monkey – look at the tilt on that glass of sangria…

Everybody be safe this weekend and come back next week for more music.

I like a video with a mood. This one definitely has a mood. I wish this video went all the way through to the end of the second verse, but no matter, this is fresh anyway.

“Careful who you lock eyes with / Some got vampire grips”

Rap Bazooka.

There had been a tornado like 2 hours before the doors opened. This was a few blocks away from the club.

But the storm couldn’t keep Serengeti from rap flying.

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Vito Fun on the pic.

The sky turned green.

Shout out to everybody who came through to the show despite the crazy storm. It would’ve been an easy night to stay in, I know.

But something beautiful happened at Southpaw last night. Shouts to Dave Serengeti, Safe, Dillon, and the whole team.

Dear World,

I’m sorry I had to post this, but there was no way around it.

Happy Wednesday!

=  baje