Me and my brother used to melt weapons onto GI Joes’ arms to make them iller.

I had some weird toys growing up.

I knew if I looked hard enough I could find my Rude Ralph. Sans eyeball though.

I feel like these are so telling of my childhood. The thing about this guy that always fascinated me was that his helmet never came off. Anything could be under there.

For some reason I had a lot of off-brand transformers that just transformed into rocks.

And this guy…

Possibly my favorite He-Man. Tone Tank should bootleg this guy.